Get ready to change the way you speak.
Are you looking for a more effective way to really drill in your ideas?
Do you enjoy receiving nods of agreement when you speak?
Are you hoping to assemble a posse of yes-(wo)men to encourage your brilliance?
Bored of ending a sentence with a plain ol’ period?
Exhausted from the overuse of ‘you know’?
Tired of hearing “Don’t you agree?”
That’s what I thought.
That shit is fucking boring.
Instead, start finishing your brilliant statements with “AM I RIGHT, Girls!?”
This will instill a feeling of camaraderie and unison amongst your listeners.
With such masterful simplicity, it can be used in practically any scenario. Whether it’s used to end an idea, question, complaint, compliment, insult, suggestion, or just any general train of thought, it will add the extra ZING you’ve been lacking.
People might even start listening to your boring-ass stories again.
Maybe.
Let me give you some examples.
“I forgot to buy the refried beans for the tacos. That always ruins Mexican night. AM I RIGHT, Girls?!”
“My favourite movie is Showgirls, because of all the glitter and titties. AM I RIGHT, Girls?!”
“I have spinach in my teeth. AM I RIGHT, Girls?!”
See? It’s perfect, all the time.
Especially when you’re talking to men.
Tune in next week for How to Make a Man Feel Pretty.
showgirls is way too long for a stripper movie, or is it not long enough...AM I RIGHT, Girls?!
ReplyDeletepost script- should "Girls" be capitalized? I want to make sure I am using proper grammar when i employ this into my daily communication!
@Anonymous I was on the fence about capitalizing Girls, but then I thought it treated the Girls as more of a collective. And we all like being a collective instead of individuals, AM I RIGHT, Girls!?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes. I have my own edited version of Showgirls. It's about 22 minutes long and only features the good stuff. Ie: titties. AM I RIGHT, Girls?!
I often cut to the chase and just watch internet porn - GIRLS? WHERE DID YOU GO?....Aha. You went to look for manboobies. My bad.
ReplyDeleteYes, you are right. Titties. :D
ReplyDelete@Lady VManboobies: Not what Showgirls is about... adversely, exactly what the internet is ALL about.
ReplyDeleteI am going to race right home and try this strategy on my cats. "That salmon treat was awesome. Am I right, Girls?"
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