If you hadn't already realized that, I'm very glad to have enlightened you. (You should probably lay off the weed, though, because even I can keep track of my days...)
If you had realized that, then you're probably like me and counting down the minutes until you can GTFO of work/school/prison...
My attention span is pretty much non-existant today, but that doesn't mean I haven't had time to browse ye ol' Craigslist.
Today, I bring you my dream job.
If it weren't across the country, I'd be sending my letter of interest along with a picture proving I can definitely "pretend" eat someone's face.
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Ummm... I'm moving. It was really nice sharing this TO time with you but I've got an amazing job in Vancouver.
ReplyDelete@QuinnI expect picture updates on the regular. Specifically of the face eating.
ReplyDeletecan i get a FUCK YEAH!-moses?
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That is such a fucking awesome job I want it. $15 an hour? Jesus, that is pretty damn good pay considering what you have to do.
ReplyDelete@Ivan- amazeballs.
ReplyDelete@wagthedad - I KNOW, RIGHT? Seems a bit too dreamy to be true.
15 bucks an hour? That's more than what most secretaries make at their jobs!
ReplyDeleteI'd send my résumé as well if I didn't live in a different country; that would involve visa issues and corporate sponsorship.
@Barb the French Bean I'm sure you could get ENDLESS corporate sponsorship offers for this sort of majestic position!
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