March 14, 2012

You'd Better Be Drinking


Saturday is my birthday. 
If you’ve been paying attention, it’s also St. Patrick’s Day.

That’s right, ladies and gents! Yours truly was born on the International Day of Drinking. 
Surprised?
Me neither.

I love St. Patrick’s Day so much that it’s a shock that I don’t shit clovers. (Apparently that’s not how the digestive system works. Who knew?)

In the spirit of the upcoming Day of Debauchery, I’ve come up with some T-Shirt ideas that would tickle my blarney stone if I saw them around town on St. Patrick’s Day. (Maybe not if there are children around… or elderly people. Oh, who are we kidding, elderly people love fart jokes and anal sex.)

Introducing:
 Britt’s St. Paddy’s Day Tees 




 











Just in case my week continues to be as busy as it has been, I’ll wish you all a wonderful St. Paddy’s Day ahead of time!

I expect you’ll all be drunk by 3pm, drinking green beer, making out with ‘Irish’ people and shoveling potato-based food items into your piehole whilst doing a drunken jig. 
If you're not, I'm judging you. 

Cheers, beers and queers, my dears.

Xx

18 comments:

  1. I'll make a cream of leek soup. Will that count? :P

    -Barb the French Bean

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    1. Maybe... but only if you drink before, during and after the meal.

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  2. http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a298/a298_thumb.jpg

    You should check out this link!! And I will have a green beer for you!!

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    1. bahaha love it!
      And good! Make that 12 beers!

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  3. You should probably copywrite this shit asap so you can make riches.
    Huneds huneds.

    Happy Birthday!Do everything I would do.

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    1. I can feel the mansions and baller cars already.

      Thanks lady! I definitely will.

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  4. Starting today. Party on!

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    1. You make me proud. And tingly all over.

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  5. happy early birthday! i will drink a green beer in honor of it.

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  6. You'll have to judge me. I'm working on Saturday--in a bar that will be full of beer-swilling, potato-eating, slut-kissing drunkards. To me, "luck of the Irish" will mean no one will puke on me.

    Happy birthday!

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    1. Well ultimately this just means I respect you further. If you're out there, helping the drunks get drunk, then I think you deserve a motherfucking trophy.

      May you be puke-free!

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  7. Happy, Happy St. Birth Day!!!

    Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part.

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    1. Thank you, darrrrrlin'!

      You're always so kind to all my irish parts.

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  8. I'm ultra awesome so I waited until today to post this...Happy Drunken Irish Birthday to you...

    *raises shot of jamesons*
    Here's to the virgins...thanks for fuckin nothin!

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    1. You're wonderful. Thank you! I definitely had an extremely drunken birthday. 11 hours of drinking. WIN.

      cheers!

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