Get ready to change the way you speak.
Are you looking for a more effective way to really drill in your ideas?
Do you enjoy receiving nods of agreement when you speak?
Are you hoping to assemble a posse of yes-(wo)men to encourage your brilliance?
Bored of ending a sentence with a plain ol’ period?
Exhausted from the overuse of ‘you know’?
Tired of hearing “Don’t you agree?”
That’s what I thought.
That shit is fucking boring.
Instead, start finishing your brilliant statements with “AM I RIGHT, Girls!?”
This will instill a feeling of camaraderie and unison amongst your listeners.
With such masterful simplicity, it can be used in practically any scenario. Whether it’s used to end an idea, question, complaint, compliment, insult, suggestion, or just any general train of thought, it will add the extra ZING you’ve been lacking.
People might even start listening to your boring-ass stories again.
Maybe.
Let me give you some examples.
“I forgot to buy the refried beans for the tacos. That always ruins Mexican night. AM I RIGHT, Girls?!”
“My favourite movie is Showgirls, because of all the glitter and titties. AM I RIGHT, Girls?!”
“I have spinach in my teeth. AM I RIGHT, Girls?!”
See? It’s perfect, all the time.
Especially when you’re talking to men.
Tune in next week for How to Make a Man Feel Pretty.
