tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post9134012529369371655..comments2023-07-02T06:06:15.988-04:00Comments on Polka dot Clovers: Sexual Chairs and Dumb FacesBritthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-21724754256940629472012-07-18T12:12:16.871-04:002012-07-18T12:12:16.871-04:00Yay! I am glad blogger didn't eat them entirel...Yay! I am glad blogger didn't eat them entirely. (I am also glad I quit fighting with blogger when I did. There is some number of times of submitting a comment when it goes beyond persistent/appropriately confused at what blogger is doing and moves into stalker/slow in an unfortunate way.)<br /><br />The only problem I see is that while tequila and side boob go spectacularly well together, and banana pudding and side boob go spectacularly well together...tequila and banana pudding, not so much.Méthodique Boissonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901130177990770378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-62580257992734226332012-07-16T12:44:57.515-04:002012-07-16T12:44:57.515-04:00P.S. Your blog is lovely. Please excuse all of my ...P.S. Your blog is lovely. Please excuse all of my profanity. HahahaBritthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-23503996929779300672012-07-16T12:42:32.696-04:002012-07-16T12:42:32.696-04:00Hi! I heard I might be meeting another blogger! Ex...Hi! I heard I might be meeting another blogger! Exciting indeed :) <br /><br />WHADDUP CANADIAN BLOG POWERBritthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-75019495842078685182012-07-16T12:41:31.692-04:002012-07-16T12:41:31.692-04:00Sweet Jesus, I just got so excited. A) Little Crit...Sweet Jesus, I just got so excited. A) Little Critters needs to be referenced more on a daily basis B) SHE DOES! <br /><br />Yea, bitch has good breasts. I figure it's to make up for her face.Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-85209807580819727212012-07-16T08:37:08.232-04:002012-07-16T08:37:08.232-04:00Ummmm...I get it...I so get it! Heard about your b...Ummmm...I get it...I so get it! Heard about your blog through the Prince and Prozac...I'm a fellow Torontonian, yo! We might be meeting up in August. How cool would that be? Looking forward to checking out your blog and posts to learn more about you. Cheers.the best part of my day...https://www.blogger.com/profile/09720094620235300875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-87057158396579421622012-07-15T23:40:27.379-04:002012-07-15T23:40:27.379-04:00Hey Sabrina! I am not sure if you've noticed t...Hey Sabrina! I am not sure if you've noticed this yet but Anne Hathaway kind of looks like this http://www.amazon.com/Just-Bed-Little-Critter-Pictureback/dp/0307119408. Creepy little thing, but I wouldn't mind having her breasts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-6644930161930873842012-07-13T08:37:39.968-04:002012-07-13T08:37:39.968-04:00I DID mean waving. I wish she was renouncing some ...I DID mean waving. I wish she was renouncing some laws... that would make it much more political and sexy. <br /><br />http://www.geekalerts.com/u/Kikkerland-Jubilee-Commemorative-Limited-Edition-Solar-Queen.jpg<br /><br />There she is, in all her glory!Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-91628318016125564092012-07-13T08:36:25.765-04:002012-07-13T08:36:25.765-04:00Brilliant. Thank you for that.
Vodkarade can be a ...Brilliant. Thank you for that.<br />Vodkarade can be a godsent, depending on how fast you chug it to keep it away from the security guards at a concert. Then maybe not so much.Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-8380582214425986082012-07-13T08:35:28.288-04:002012-07-13T08:35:28.288-04:00Judge away, bitch. I can take it. I'm an offic...Judge away, bitch. I can take it. I'm an official hipster now, so, you know, I don't care what anyone thinks because I'm too cool for motherfucking school.<br /><br />Fantastic advice on the popsicle front. I may as well just sip vodka while I suck on a popsicle. Classy AND efficient.Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-69926340413586086462012-07-13T06:47:02.902-04:002012-07-13T06:47:02.902-04:00I WANT TO SEE PICS OF THIS SOLAR-ACTIVATED WAIVIN...I WANT TO SEE PICS OF THIS SOLAR-ACTIVATED WAIVING QUEEN. Though I think you may have meant "waving", unless like, she is renouncing some laws or fees or something. Which would be cool.Amelia Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17683467652906408627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-65234720574624944202012-07-13T06:42:07.649-04:002012-07-13T06:42:07.649-04:00I was literally raising a glass of Vodka-gatorade ...I was literally raising a glass of Vodka-gatorade to my lips as I read this and then though.. Nope... I'll be punished if this liquid penetrates my lips, though I really want to drink it, and there's the rub.Amyhttp://www.kidfreeliving.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-45784611693381872512012-07-12T22:36:59.980-04:002012-07-12T22:36:59.980-04:00After a splinter penetrated my skin, I punished th...After a splinter penetrated my skin, I punished the deck by rubbing stain into the boards.<br />You're welcome.<br /><br />I'm trying not to judge your instagram photo, Sabrina. It's mostly unsuccessful. <br /><br />Pour vodka in cup. Stick unwrapped popsicle upside-down in cup. Stick in freezer for a while. Eat. Or: Punish your popsicle by penetrating a cup of vodka with it before rubbing it on your tongue.Melissa Pacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10857752211469370027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-56057143881218895502012-07-12T18:55:25.653-04:002012-07-12T18:55:25.653-04:00That's a very valid reason to test a statement...That's a very valid reason to test a statement.Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-12605886529649927602012-07-12T18:50:15.027-04:002012-07-12T18:50:15.027-04:00Woooooooooooo! CA-NA-DA!Woooooooooooo! CA-NA-DA!Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-7165735174761778322012-07-12T18:48:02.592-04:002012-07-12T18:48:02.592-04:00OKAY, I need to apologize on behalf of Blogger (as...OKAY, I need to apologize on behalf of Blogger (asshole). I found your comments stacked up in the spam section. I am very very happy you took the time to re-write this wonderful comment. <br /><br />Moving along...<br /><br />I'm FREAKING in love with your word jumble challenge submission. I might need to reward you. <br /><br />I also might need to marry you based on your pudding pop idea. That's a freaking amazeballs idea. Banana pudding is almost as delicious as side boob.<br /><br />For your side boob alone, you deserve plentiful tequila shots. Let me know when you're in town.Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-32831393359109268662012-07-12T18:43:47.212-04:002012-07-12T18:43:47.212-04:00I'm tempted to test your carrot cake statement...I'm tempted to test your carrot cake statement, mainly just to have a good reason to eat an entire carrot cake.Ally Gregory-Moorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05451110999292384795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-25575353627348241312012-07-12T18:43:05.849-04:002012-07-12T18:43:05.849-04:00I forgot to add a hearty WOOT WOOT for Toronto Pri...I forgot to add a hearty WOOT WOOT for Toronto Pride and fellow Canadianism.<br /><br />And I need that flippin' vodka!StephanieChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01990131434281226939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-1148744980474942742012-07-12T18:39:26.320-04:002012-07-12T18:39:26.320-04:00Welcome! And I'm so glad to have a fellow Chan...Welcome! And I'm so glad to have a fellow Channing-Tatum-Has-The-Dumbest-Face club member. (It's a club, in case I forgot to mention that.) <br /><br />He's definitely pretty, but he just looks like a goddamn fool.Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-54997691284464475292012-07-12T18:37:36.384-04:002012-07-12T18:37:36.384-04:00OH MAN! I have been planning the slurpee approach ...OH MAN! I have been planning the slurpee approach for awhile now. I'm afraid you may be right about the alcohol/freeze science aspect. Honestly, even if it's room temperature vodka and banana popsicle melt, I'd probably still enjoy it just as much.<br /><br />Thanks for the protips! :)Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-77355480638778598042012-07-12T18:35:55.542-04:002012-07-12T18:35:55.542-04:00I can support the argument that it's BALLS TO ...I can support the argument that it's BALLS TO THE WALLS delicious. <br /><br />it's like... a gift from the heavens. Much like banana popsicles. <br /><br />Fuck now I need both of those things in my mouth, STAT.Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-51579450296630743152012-07-12T18:09:52.132-04:002012-07-12T18:09:52.132-04:00SERIOUSLY... it is so damn tasty.
A bar tender onc...SERIOUSLY... it is so damn tasty.<br />A bar tender once used me as a guinea pig and had me try an orange juice and cake vodka screwdriver. I swear, I heard angels climaxing when I drank it. So. Fucking. Good.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-82309987778621593252012-07-12T17:32:41.886-04:002012-07-12T17:32:41.886-04:00Melt banana popsicles, mix them with vodka, pour i...Melt banana popsicles, mix them with vodka, pour into a popsicle mould, freeze, then enjoy. The alcohol content has to be fairly low for it to freeze. Alternatively, purchase a banana-flavoured slurpee (they exist!) and add vodka.Alison Gnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-73592081954525058492012-07-12T17:09:02.462-04:002012-07-12T17:09:02.462-04:00What the straight skull fuck? Blogger ate my comme...What the straight skull fuck? Blogger ate my comment. Boo. Selfish bastard. Either that or your blog finds me so offensive I'm being censored. Here is what (I think) I (tried) to say:<br /><br />I was just talking about booze popcicles last night! Sadly, booze doesn't like to freeze. I think you'd have to go the pudding pop route, substituting vodka and half and half for the milk, and using a little less liquid than recomended. Fortunately, pudding pops are fan-fucking-tastic and pudding mix comes in banana flavor.<br /><br />As to your word jumble, it made me think of side-boob. (Which made me think of jumblies, which made me call it a jumble. Sense. I make it.) Not sure why it made me think of side-boob, though. I probably just wanted an excuse to think about side-boob (seriously, it can be pretty damn sexy sometimes). As such, here is my submission:<br />"When I think about side-boob, it penetrates my brain until I want to rub myself so much it almost feels like punishment." I modified the last word. I hope you can forgive me. There is some side-boob in it for you, if you can.<br /><br />Speaking of which! If I make it to your neck of the woods, you would be lucky not to see my boobs. Seriously. I don't mean to sound like a tramp (I prefer to just act like one), but I love flashing my boobs. It is a goddamn miracle they aren't on the internet. (Hell, they probably are, but I don't know about it--so close enough.) I sometimes wonder if I have an additional breathing mechanism in there, because I swear there are few things as refreshing as whipping the girls out at an inappropriate moment. I will still take the tequila, though. Tequila stories are the best stories.<br /><br />P.S. I am glad you are back. My withdrawal was approaching terminal status.Méthodique Boissonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901130177990770378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-84276328092057360662012-07-12T16:49:20.386-04:002012-07-12T16:49:20.386-04:00I'm new here, but I just thought I should let ...I'm new here, but I just thought I should let you know that you had me at "Channing Tatum has the dumbest face of all the faces."<br /><br />bwhahahaha.<br /><br />Sometimes I find him good looking (at the right angle). Other times... not so much.StephanieChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01990131434281226939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-59072722139273285372012-07-12T16:47:41.499-04:002012-07-12T16:47:41.499-04:00WTF, there is cake flavoured vodka and no one told...WTF, there is cake flavoured vodka and no one told me? W.T.F.?!?StephanieChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01990131434281226939noreply@blogger.com