tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post4749099979863670935..comments2023-07-02T06:06:15.988-04:00Comments on Polka dot Clovers: Valentine's Day (Alt. Title: Shoot Me in the Face)Britthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-12055325323849940492012-02-25T10:27:59.605-05:002012-02-25T10:27:59.605-05:00Wife Unit and I do not celebrate V-Day. We both a...Wife Unit and I do not celebrate V-Day. We both agree that it's stupid. If you really love someone, you should make a point to show them more than one day a year, and I can think of a lot of better ways to show them than with candy and cheap flowers.<br /><br />Reading about people's hand salt made me throw up in my mouth a little.Mikehttp://www.blogginit.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-52686602950101726072012-02-11T18:04:51.299-05:002012-02-11T18:04:51.299-05:00Delicious. I'm glad you cleared that up. Salty...Delicious. I'm glad you cleared that up. Salty tears on my Mac'n'cheese. Adds an extra je ne sais quoi!Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-48863358506508146172012-02-11T18:04:22.570-05:002012-02-11T18:04:22.570-05:00Good. I'm glad to hear it!
Exactly.. who the ...Good. I'm glad to hear it! <br />Exactly.. who the fuck celebrates anything on a weekday!?Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-53123158536965743772012-02-11T18:03:45.908-05:002012-02-11T18:03:45.908-05:00Well I like you, too!Well I like you, too!Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-89520946899427247462012-02-11T16:57:28.595-05:002012-02-11T16:57:28.595-05:00I think the salt on your hands is from the tears t...I think the salt on your hands is from the tears that you shed when you realize that the dish you're preparing hasn't turned out perfectly and that the deadline for becoming your sweetie's best friend is just a few hours away, and you have no idea how you're going to accomplish that in time if you haven't done so in the months, or year's you've been together so far.<br /><br />Mmmm, salt.Laurahttp://unlikelyexplanations.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-46340230843726400682012-02-10T22:13:50.943-05:002012-02-10T22:13:50.943-05:00I don't celebrate Valentine's Day either. ...I don't celebrate Valentine's Day either. And I'm glad it's on a weekday because I can use work as an excuse for not celebrating it.Gnetchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05483803287818641100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-16306652219057985822012-02-10T20:45:21.098-05:002012-02-10T20:45:21.098-05:00You have a filthy mouth. I like you. Douchetastic,...You have a filthy mouth. I like you. Douchetastic, is a brilliant word. Carry on...Kellyhttp://www.goodgirlswearthongs.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-8571238622993871592012-02-10T09:08:42.271-05:002012-02-10T09:08:42.271-05:00Glad to have you on board! Happy facestuffing!Glad to have you on board! Happy facestuffing!Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-29095175619153102752012-02-09T21:20:35.898-05:002012-02-09T21:20:35.898-05:00found you through 20sb. You are hilarious! I like ...found you through 20sb. You are hilarious! I like ur suggestion of staying in bed and stuffing yourself with chocolate.Mehwishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11133856580894772055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-53609516440994477192012-02-09T15:31:48.437-05:002012-02-09T15:31:48.437-05:00JEALOUS. I WANT TO GO TO SIN CITY SO BADLY.
... ...JEALOUS. I WANT TO GO TO SIN CITY SO BADLY. <br /><br />... And nahhh it doesn't show one bit ;)Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-67762655202312228142012-02-09T14:55:58.069-05:002012-02-09T14:55:58.069-05:00I'm going to Vegas this Valentine's Day. ...I'm going to Vegas this Valentine's Day. Why? Because I'm a crazy old single woman and can do ANYTHING I WANT!!! Oh yeah. . .and I'm bitter. . .and a little jaded too. . .does it show?Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11099937803169146205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-71703242692317297062012-02-09T12:31:42.743-05:002012-02-09T12:31:42.743-05:00Just because you hate chocolate doesn't mean y...Just because you hate chocolate doesn't mean you have to be so mean to it, Jayne. I'm going to have to go console it by eating a pound of it.Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-61900573778347882852012-02-09T10:48:51.235-05:002012-02-09T10:48:51.235-05:00Screw the chocolate and roses. Give me prime rib....Screw the chocolate and roses. Give me prime rib.<br />Bah humbug.Ach du lieberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02777199246822173188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-36601469265339738872012-02-09T08:03:20.825-05:002012-02-09T08:03:20.825-05:00That's how I felt too... I'm going to add ...That's how I felt too... I'm going to add one of my favourite reader's suggestions to the post. It was LEGIT, YO! <br /><br />I give you a round of applause for your plans. Top notch!Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-49207412064231938012012-02-09T08:02:29.590-05:002012-02-09T08:02:29.590-05:00RIGHT! That's exactly what I was thinking. The...RIGHT! That's exactly what I was thinking. There's nothing about that that isn't totally creepy. (Also, I picture the collage comprising of pictures taken of her from a distance when she doesn't know you're there. Obvs)Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-58089894431874632382012-02-09T08:01:36.955-05:002012-02-09T08:01:36.955-05:00A girl after my own heart.
Tequila is perfect for...A girl after my own heart. <br />Tequila is perfect for vday. Drink til you forget.Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-68591535570070648092012-02-09T08:00:57.341-05:002012-02-09T08:00:57.341-05:00Valentine's Day is the perfect day to get wast...Valentine's Day is the perfect day to get wasted and eat a ton of chocolate. <br /><br />Regarding your rose tradition- it may have made me puke a little bit in my mouth, but I think that it is actually really sweet, specifically because you're being sweet to your friends. I hate that Vday is so geared towards couples, and it makes single people feel like shit. You are very sweet for thinking of those friends and including them. Puke and all.Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-30303328100473792892012-02-09T04:48:49.586-05:002012-02-09T04:48:49.586-05:00I can't allow myself to believe that those sug...I can't allow myself to believe that those suggestions are serious. I refuse to believe it. Point #2 is the point that I wanted to make. I plan to celebrate V Day with pho (if I can eat solid food by then) and fucking.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04497701961484073131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-74287509152029144682012-02-09T02:37:35.140-05:002012-02-09T02:37:35.140-05:00"...making a photo collage of her which shoul..."...making a photo collage of her which should showcase her in all moods. This would make her feel that how closely you observe her and know her." and also make her realise that sig-o (significant other, obvs) is actually massive stalker.Ameliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09947872335120217297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-29211606730670663242012-02-09T00:23:19.227-05:002012-02-09T00:23:19.227-05:00This will be my second Valentine's Day with my...This will be my second Valentine's Day with my boyfriend, and we both abhor the day. It's so nasty with all of its frills, pinks, and reds. And SMILING HEARTS??? WTF? I hate those guys! Get outta here smiling hearts!<br /><br />I do however, do something that would make you want to vomit. I spend the day taking note of all the bitter facebook status updates that my friends post, then toward the end of the night, I go out and buy a bunch of roses, write personal notes to each friend, and deliver them to their sorry asses, because they're almost always sitting at home feeling bitter. It always makes them happy. Then we all go out and have dinner somewhere. <br /><br />Or I throw a giant rager. Depending on my mood.<br /><br />This year, I am away from home and carless in a new city. So, I won't be delivering roses. I also don't live at home with my parents, so the idea of throwing a rager is out as well. <br /><br />Perhaps a raging tea party?Tina Golightlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09270136834110824902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-91501280430552412272012-02-08T22:32:37.849-05:002012-02-08T22:32:37.849-05:00Worst fucking holiday ever. I boycott every year....Worst fucking holiday ever. I boycott every year. Last year my Ex made a rule to spend $25 on each other for the day. He made this cheesy photo-frame-collage with pictures of us. Gag me. I bought a bottle of tequila.L-Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13107278642765424614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-38729177956298984302012-02-08T21:06:07.978-05:002012-02-08T21:06:07.978-05:00I had a feeling we shared some similar life goals....I had a feeling we shared some similar life goals. <br /><br />These suggestions definitely pair nicely with a liter or 3 of wine. I seriously guffawed aloud when I stumbled on the suggestions. True story: They're copied and pasted. The typo is most definitely all them. SHOCKING that they wouldn't be up to snuff on their typing skills with a brain as sharp as theirs! <br /><br />VIP sounds like a good time. Sign me up!Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-84982715970634307822012-02-08T21:01:35.209-05:002012-02-08T21:01:35.209-05:00Firstmost, my ultimate goal in life IS to become a...Firstmost, my ultimate goal in life IS to become a Sex Goddess. <br /><br />Can I just tell you that I had a violent physical reaction to this post. The suggestions made me so nauseous that I had to refill my wine halfway through. Hold your hands palm to palm while you slit your wrists together. This is awful. If you must buy a gift for someone on Valentine's day it better come from VIP (sex toy shop in the states). And you should refrain from mentioning the "V" word. Ever. Just bone.<br /><br />Also, there's a typo in the "for him" part and it says "shim" and it made my life better.Melissa Pacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10857752211469370027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-90880940345573945042012-02-08T20:43:06.929-05:002012-02-08T20:43:06.929-05:00Ludicrousness... Is that right?? Damn. Well Ludicr...Ludicrousness... Is that right?? Damn. Well Ludicrousy somehow sounds right in my brain... but that's really not saying a lot.<br /><br />I'm getting pretty excited for discount chocolate!Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3922426971972792493.post-83830127279595218372012-02-08T20:41:58.954-05:002012-02-08T20:41:58.954-05:00Thank ya ;)Thank ya ;)Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.com